The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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    We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!

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There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

Hace 6 meses
nocx JWD
nocx JWD

FAMILY

Hace 8 horas
Dallas Delano
Dallas Delano

@Walkin' Encyclopedia he says it a lot so idk which one is right

Hace 16 horas
Walkin' Encyclopedia
Walkin' Encyclopedia

@Dallas Delano You had it with "ain't"

Hace 16 horas
Dallas Delano
Dallas Delano

@Walkin' Encyclopedia yeah it’s “i don’t have friends, I’ve got family.”

Hace 16 horas
Walkin' Encyclopedia
Walkin' Encyclopedia

@Dallas Delano I think he said "don't"

Hace 17 horas
FiestaBoysTV
FiestaBoysTV

Rewatching these movies after a while is something else man

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BEBEPK 6
BEBEPK 6

Lol you guys made the dumbest video ever like all of them are not cringed like stop trying to be famous

Hace 3 horas
Killakungo
Killakungo

I loved this. XD LOL

Hace 4 horas
Aiden Pang
Aiden Pang

The family part has turn into a big meme

Hace 4 horas
Grant Beaver
Grant Beaver

Y’all didn’t even include the Donkey Kong line

Hace 4 horas
I'm too Lazy to edit and I like trains NB-AB
I'm too Lazy to edit and I like trains NB-AB

Are you fans of Dukes of Hazzard cuz I used to watch as a kid and I never realized how inappropriate it was no literally I would see Rosco P Coltrane and I will go lock the dog who's actually just a hound dog that used to sleep all the time but sometimes you be part of the story it made no sense it's some kind of fire truck thing on a car instead of a police car siren and I never heard never saw that it was inappropriate to I turn 10 then I saw this is dark

Hace 4 horas
Syrianiac
Syrianiac

Can the cringe beat family though?

Hace 5 horas
Tiki Tak
Tiki Tak

If F9 was on the list,the cringiest thing from the whole series would be the Ciphers haircut like cringe to the moon and back and if u dont know what im talking about just look it up

Hace 6 horas
Trondon
Trondon

as a person that works in IT that "hack them all" line is top-tier cringe for the franchise to me.

Hace 8 horas
Brew Μπελας
Brew Μπελας

Riddick was some dogshit too

Hace 9 horas
FalknerX
FalknerX

"You almost had me?!? You never had me.... You never had your car."

Hace 15 horas
Naters
Naters

Good video, but I think you guys have been drinking too much of the PC koolaid

Hace 15 horas
Human blockhead
Human blockhead

9:47 Huge shout out to the side walks for keeping me off the streets

Hace 16 horas
Human blockhead
Human blockhead

Just bought a 98 hk hatch 😄 Can’t wait to put in a gallo engine !

Hace 16 horas
Ashton
Ashton

"No like, not where you live, where you come from." From Tokyo Drift, the delivery was so awkward

Hace 16 horas
Jay Jones
Jay Jones

The shits so fake I couldn’t get past the fast 2 furious

Hace 17 horas
MarioNotFake
MarioNotFake

hi

Hace 17 horas
HappyGuy
HappyGuy

Double clutching is when you use the clutch to get out of gear, get your rpms to where you want, and then use the clutch again as you go into the next gear

Hace 17 horas
Ssj2_songohan
Ssj2_songohan

:0 the eclipse is my favorite car, not because of f&f, but because i like them. The third gen eclipse gt is gonna be meh first car. and it just got roasted lmao

Hace 18 horas
Alejandro García
Alejandro García

Those lines are cringiest, but not as cringiest as the girl behind the camera laughing.

Hace 19 horas
Enrico Ricablanca
Enrico Ricablanca

Most of Dom's facial expressions and head movement (with a smirk) after someone has a delivered a line is cringe

Hace 20 horas
Adrian Ducao
Adrian Ducao

FAMILY!!!!!!!!

Hace 21 un hora
WeAreN1nja
WeAreN1nja

"If you want Time, buy a magazine."

Hace 22 horas
Moha Beats
Moha Beats

I havn't genuinely laughed this hard in a while 😂

Hace un día
sanecrazy1too
sanecrazy1too

The girl laughing in the background is worse than anything in the movies

Hace un día
UV
UV

I know it's been a while. That line about "grannyshifting doubleclutching" ironically makes sense, but only just. Basically the thing about double clutching is, instead of going directly to the next up/down gear while holding clutch you go neutral in between and let go of the clutch, then press clutch and shift the gear. You do it fast which usually helps older (

Hace un día
Isaac Schlegel
Isaac Schlegel

There’s always so much testosterone in the air when Dom or Dwayne Johnson are talking 🤣

Hace un día
Cheesecurd
Cheesecurd

12:20 LMAOOO

Hace un día
sondre solland
sondre solland

When they have not seen the movie (fast4)

Hace un día
Caleb Galek
Caleb Galek

"you just wouldnt have 5000 hp in a street car" calvomotorsports vipers enter the chat

Hace un día
Kyle M
Kyle M

i want more duo vids like this

Hace un día
Nordic Rain
Nordic Rain

How was "You never had me, you never had your car!" not on the list? Just needed to go back a bit. That whole scene is hard to watch.

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Fabian Atencio
Fabian Atencio

Every scene is 100% corny

Hace un día
Alan Bates
Alan Bates

Only explaining it because you said you "still dont know what that means. "Granny shifting" is methodically short shifting in fear that taking the needle above 3k will blow your engine and doing it with a careful, sequential technique of "hand on the shifter, fully depress clutch, change gear, fully release clutch" just like driver's ed would teach you. "Double clutching" is a shifting technique used for changing gears in an unsynchronized transmission or for speed matching during an upshift with a synchronized transmission. The first clutch is to release the gear to neutral then the second clutch comes after speed matching from neutral to put it in the intended gear. Heel/Toe is the technique for downshifting. Double clutching is the technique for upshifting. ...I'm assuming you knew that. These are terms that everyone knew even when they made up that stupid line. They're very old car culture verbiage.

Hace un día
Alan Bates
Alan Bates

People don't call nitrous "NOS" specifically because of the line in TFATF. Nitrous has been called "nos" since N-O-S pioneered the tech. Not sure why you think the line in the movie had anything to do with that

Hace un día
Illarion Bykov
Illarion Bykov

The two commenters constantly virtue signalling their SJW credentials is more cringey than anything in the movies. And the movies are pretty cringey already. Quite an achievement to outdo the F&F franchise at cringe. Is there some kind of prize or award for that?

Hace un día
Frank Gallagher
Frank Gallagher

When Dom says “ Your Blocking “

Hace un día
bluehors3
bluehors3

The "Lowrider" scene.

Hace un día
Rez Khan
Rez Khan

Yeah…6 ton..lol yeah it’s cringy and yes. You can have 5k HP in an engine

Hace un día
Porter Darger
Porter Darger

Wow you guys are gay!

Hace un día
J G
J G

Ja Rule: "It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car" Now we need the MOST ICONIC or FAVORITE lines, though some of these are iconic as well lol

Hace un día
J G
J G

Also Ja Rule: "MONICAAAAAA!!!"

Hace un día
ljja70
ljja70

Thé girl who laughing in the back we love her yo!! 😂💯

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Nobu
Nobu

Chingadera for da side

Hace un día
Manu N
Manu N

Have been in FF9 yesterday and honestly it is SOOO bad. They like took logic and YEEEEETED it out of the window.

Hace un día
Sniper 47
Sniper 47

hey respect don't roast fast and furious but family and say this movie is cringe there is no cringe bruh

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Richo Williams
Richo Williams

"Don't call it NOS! Just don't do it! Its total clown shoes" - David Friebergher

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haikuu the maskerader
haikuu the maskerader

I’m surprised the rocks wall of Jericho line wasn’t in there 😂😭😭

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Gru Mori
Gru Mori

i love this video

Hace un día
Defiant76
Defiant76

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Well done, lads

Hace un día
Halkive
Halkive

this video sucked..i love yall though.. almost like family...

Hace un día
Brett Schuller
Brett Schuller

The double clutching makes 0 sense. You telling me Brian actually got the old 1-2-1 and exploded? He was in a Mitsubishi, not a Civic.

Hace un día
FULL BRIDG ERECTIFIER
FULL BRIDG ERECTIFIER

Vin diesel More like Cringe diesel

Hace un día
nico kuusivirta
nico kuusivirta

Cringiest thing in this video is that woman laughing.... so f.cking anoying!

Hace 2 días
Computer Sage
Computer Sage

Yeah sorry but the laughing from girl seemed forced.

Hace 2 días
Sahil M
Sahil M

The -Family- And The Furious

Hace 2 días
Harinder Chaprana
Harinder Chaprana

The girl's laugh at the background is way cringier than the quotes of all of these movies😖 I wanna say to the editor that --Remove that bug from the winshield buddy

Hace 2 días
King Swaf Autos
King Swaf Autos

None of those are actually cringe tho

Hace 2 días
Jump Street
Jump Street

Now that brings us to Tokyo drift Me: aka the best faf movie

Hace 2 días
VIRTOS
VIRTOS

Bruh I always watched them in german and that's not half as cringe as this is

Hace 2 días
NE Eizy
NE Eizy

Streetfight . Hence Tombstone attack xD the street always wins vs your skull

Hace 2 días
B.D.B.
B.D.B.

If only a sensible car movie would have made it into a franchise (such as Gone in 60 Seconds) and not this McDonald's version of a car movie, filled with nonsensical physics and made up technologies.

Hace 2 días
Karlo Čuljak
Karlo Čuljak

They are like ah its so cringe but when they are watching it first time they be like whooooooouhhhhhhh and thats the so cringe

Hace 2 días
Anxyte
Anxyte

Pretty sure the cringe was the girls laughing the bg

Hace 2 días
Krishna Ravishanker
Krishna Ravishanker

The scoring system be like: *Hat guy*: I'll give it a 6 *Glasses guy*: yea fair enough XD

Hace 2 días
Jayson
Jayson

One thing I like about Tokyo drift is they actually wear they’re damn seatbelts

Hace 2 días
Markus Rehatschek
Markus Rehatschek

I dont understand what's cringe there....they are entertaining movies.

Hace 2 días
Pizza squirrel
Pizza squirrel

Han didn’t even make the list lol

Hace 2 días
ETRG Stryker
ETRG Stryker

That one girl from Tokyo drift: like everything disappears Me: your rpm?

Hace 2 días
The Man
The Man

"Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should" basically "Dom." making fun of "Brian" but in reality showing he doesn't know what he's talking about. Double clutching is used a lot in motorcycles to help get the revs up or a clutch kick in drifting not really in drag racing (unless car is underpowered). Granny shifting = slow or lazy shifts. F&F wasn't really a car movie, just movies with cars in 'em...

Hace 2 días
GvG gaming
GvG gaming

daddys gotta go to work is the cringiest in furious 7

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DS1 GAMING
DS1 GAMING

I knew line forth was going to be in it

Hace 2 días
Jhohan Manuel De Los Santos Castillo
Jhohan Manuel De Los Santos Castillo

Do not drink water while watching this shxt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hace 2 días
Easton Ruppe
Easton Ruppe

When James didn’t know yet that there were actually more than 1 necklace

Hace 2 días
Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

Yo who ever was in the back ground with that epic laugh that was always just a second or two behind you elevated the episode to a different level I would like to thank you sincerely 🤣😂🤣

Hace 3 días
Tim Butler
Tim Butler

I watched Fast 1 and 2. I honestly thought that was enough since no one can buy a Honda S2000 anymore.

Hace 3 días
Mohamed Abdinur
Mohamed Abdinur

I really think to this day it's supposed to be "granny shifting not double shifting like you should" because double shifting is a real racing launch method used in like wet conditions for F1 or drag racing starts. HILARIOUS that it's now part of culture with the wrong technical phrase.

Hace 3 días
Mohamed Abdinur
Mohamed Abdinur

them pulling each other in a tug a war while telling their horsepower sounded like a Dragon Ball Z skit with Vageta going over 10,000hp ... LOL man what a franchise of cringe.

Hace 3 días
Richard030
Richard030

All the crinch lines from the movies are nothing compare to the woman in the background with her over react laughing …

Hace 3 días
LYN
LYN

Nolan has the potential to become a legend

Hace 3 días
Turbo Media
Turbo Media

11:38 hold up what movies was James starring in?

Hace 3 días
amicloud
amicloud

"why is there the qualifier of _Cuban_ NOS?" uhm... probably because, due to many reasons (cough cough us government), Cuba doesn't have a lot, or any, NOS brand nitrous oxide.

Hace 3 días
TexRobNC
TexRobNC

Dude, that is so weird, I saw that blue box and remember it well from when I proposed 16 years ago, Blue Nile, right?

Hace 3 días
TubeWatcher
TubeWatcher

How am I just now noticing the Dom necklaces lol.

Hace 3 días
TubeWatcher
TubeWatcher

The Rock's lines were supplied by WWE.

Hace 3 días
Nikhil Kharate
Nikhil Kharate

Pockets ain't empty Cuz

Hace 3 días
Vik _garage
Vik _garage

Well, the fast 9 is nothing like ,,fast and furious,, more like, Marvel and Star wars Cooperating 🤣 with super magnet’s, well, fast and furious wasn’t about cars for quite a long time.. which is kinda shitty, it was the only film with real car guys and tuning, which is now in the past 😒

Hace 3 días
Pablo Flores
Pablo Flores

this video is more on the hating part bro damn '

Hace 3 días
Lorant Alföldi
Lorant Alföldi

You HAVE TO STOP beeping out stuff. Ruins the whole clip!

Hace 3 días
Jeisen Jimenez
Jeisen Jimenez

11:31 what did he say?

Hace 3 días
Richard Woodrow
Richard Woodrow

That background laugh throughout the video was hilarious. 😂😂😂

Hace 3 días
gonzo outthere
gonzo outthere

Man I have only seen the original The Fast and The Furious, one Vin Diesel ( Mark Sinclair ) flick was enough for me. Were the rest of the series done tongue in cheek or were they supposed to be serous action movies??

Hace 3 días
4lan mãos fofas
4lan mãos fofas

The cringiest line of all Is: ''this Is brazil'' and then a bunch of thiefs and hookers comes out to protect him....... I probably cant even think a way to make more cringe than this.

Hace 3 días
Thewitbew
Thewitbew

Am I the only one who understood what Dom meant by "the street always wins"

Hace 3 días
MY INFAMOUS STI
MY INFAMOUS STI

Brooo haha tokyo drift had alot too right next to the first one

Hace 3 días
Daniel Medina
Daniel Medina

Fun to watch. Lol You guys would be fun to hangout with 👍😁

Hace 3 días
Eric Norcross - Mixed-Media Rooted in Cinema
Eric Norcross - Mixed-Media Rooted in Cinema

Had me in stitches.

Hace 3 días
JigglyWigglyine
JigglyWigglyine

I got family -domestic don don dom

Hace 3 días
Renault Pontiac
Renault Pontiac

My favorite line will always be « I take cash and I take respect » Brian O’Connor

Hace 4 días
Zak Thompson
Zak Thompson

This is the first video where I’ve noticed any “wokeness” from donut. That was kind of cringe, in my honest opinion.

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